Fondre pour un porc USB

" Tired of the lunchtime greasy McBurger with pickle routine ? Looking to expand your culinary sophistication without leaving your cube ? Look no further than the Fundue™ - the World’s first desktop USB fondue set. With features like an LCD display, blue LED glowing heater element and fireglow USB cables you’ll be the MacDaddiest, most svelte lemming in the office come lunchtime... "